dankmemesreasonforliving:

blackbearmagic:

speaking as someone who is paying their way through eight crowns (5 down, 3 to go) with insurance, I about choked when I read this

girlfriendluvr:

gahdamnpunk:

These two replies punched me in the face, I’ve never thought about it from this perspective. Imagine how many lives our government endangers just cause they hate poor people

This is one of many reasons why EVERY worker needs paid sick days.

bullseyemutual:

someone: hey what’s that thing you like???

me:

dykecrowley:

with all due respect, which is none,

generalgrievousdatingsim:

witch: i’ll get you, my pretty!

me: you think i’m pretty?

witch: *now blushing* um.

maironsmaid:

nohomo-mrfrodo:

Gandalf in The Hobbit: You are Took and that makes you absolutely suited for adventure!

Gandalf in The Fellowship of the Ring: Who the FUCK let the Took come on this adventure?

He learned his lesson